Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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