HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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