we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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