She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
This house was built for laser tag.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's rum buckets o'clock
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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