Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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