hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize