He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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