i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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