We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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