you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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