Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
