I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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