so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My cat gives me a boner
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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