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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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