She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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