so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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