Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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