dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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