Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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