found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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