I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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