Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
ugly people sure do ruin things
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm just crazy horny about you
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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