Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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