do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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