Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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