I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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