You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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