Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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