I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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