I don't think brook has ever known best
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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