So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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