do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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