Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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