Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We are all done wearing pants today
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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