What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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