Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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