Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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