fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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