How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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