Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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