he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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