are you so shy because you have an std?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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