I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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