if only i could text you this smell
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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