she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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