You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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