This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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