the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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