My hand turned me down
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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