I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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