I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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