She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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