Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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