It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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