i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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