I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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